You should be honored I’m
applying to your school. I’m stupidly smart. Anything less than one
hundred and one percent is completely unacceptable. I get smarts and
determination from my grandfather Albert Einstein. Not only do I have
stellar marks, you will be seeing me at the up coming Olympics, and most likely
at school tomorrow. You should be
honored I’m applying to your school.
My
schedule can be very specific. Throughout the week I make time to host
"The Bachelor", I assist Kobe Bryant with his free throw shooting, I blink,
I eat chocolate, and I occasionally I enjoy a nice long, romantic walk along
the moon lit peer with my ferret. On the weekends I work part time as the tooth
fairy and when I have time I conquer evil by fighting off the pine beetle. You
should be honored I'm applying to your school.
Once I rescued an innocent kitten
from the top of Mt. Everest with only a pickaxe and a lasso. Ever so often I
take a leisurely ride in my blimp over the famous location to remind myself
what I did for the country that day.
I
have a top-secret island named after me where the Canadian military has built a
training facility. When I have time I travel there to teach them higher level
training and introduce them to my new inventions. I am currently creating an
invisibility cloak. Once I come out with it I will be loved in the fashion
industry for getting rid of those atrocious camouflage uniforms.
In the rare occasion I have nothing to do I enjoy breeding birds,
flossing, buffing my nails, and rolling down the side of Giants Head Mountain
in a garbage can. I am currently trying to make it an official sport.
I’ve experienced many things in my eighteen years that most people will
never experience in a lifetime. I will never hand in an assignment late, I will
never leave my room without brushing my teeth, I will never be tardy and I will
most certainly not take no for an answer. You should be honored I’m applying to
your school.
